Dream 7

So my brother, 3 other dudes, and me are in this submarine. We get torpedoed by some douches. We run to our escape pod and I remember me, or someone else, saying "I hope they don't see us escape". As we are floating to the surface we see our submarine being blown up. Once we reach the surface we see a dingy approaching us. It passes us. Then we see another dingy. People jump out of there with weird boats. We have to ride them. But the paddles they gave me are too small. So I get to use really big spoons. Also the leader of the gang is a small kid with a caricaturesque face.

Dream 6

Visiting Libanon with people from high school. They turn their backs at me and I find out. Somehow it's the last day of the holiday and I take pictures in a city there. On the day of my flight I look outside my hotel window and notice that at the other side of the city is a beautiful desert. I quickly took one picture of it and admired it beauty and how I regret not having seen it earlier. Probably because I haven't seen a desert before. Then it was time to go home. I was afraid however that I would not find the way back to the airport because I didn't pay attention how I got there when I came with my friends. I think I also crossed some authorities naked. But I'm not too sure of this fact.

Dream 5

Me and the 2 stars from the movie "Boondock Saints" are standing on top of a roof in Iran. We see a drill coming up from under the roof. As if someone is drilling a hole in the roof. We then proceed to drill back to create a bigger hole. We fall trough the hole and I notice we're robbing a fucking bank. The alarm sounds but the 2 guys are not in panic. We start to collect the gold that lays there.
At one point a guard comes in via an elevator. I want to shoot him, but one of the guys tells me it's okay. We then make a run for it. I stay behind and the two guys get shot. When I run after them to see how they are I see a very fat man with a gun who shot them. I then shoot the really ugly fat guy.

Dream 4

I forgot this one. LOL

Dream 3

Right, so I'm in Sweden camping with my mother. We're staying at a bridge. It's a bridge I've walked on once when I was actually in Sweden. Underneath the bridge run powerlines supported by power masts. I run under the bridge and trip, falling on a power mast. I'm roughly 3/4th the power mast. I scream for help. When my mother comes she sees I'm in trouble. She calls the emergency services and the minute they come over I realize I was faking being in trouble and lift up the power mast and restore it in its former glory

Dream 2

I'm in a harbor. I'm waiting to do something. Then I somehow learn that a recordshop has a meet and greet with Reina and Aichan. I wait in a crane untill I see a car appear that presumably has the girls in there. I see them entering the recordshop. I come out of my crane and enter the store. I have to go to work but I know I can't make it if I want to see the girls. So I wait. Then girls are seated behind a yellow curtain. I wake up, and realise I'm actually late for work in real life.

Dream 1

This is the fucking start of my bizarre dreams.

Visiting Australia with (Out of all people) Momoko. Dreams takes place in a harbor. Crawling underneath the immigration booth we looked out over the sea then we crawled back. Momoko managed to make it but I was caught. As I was caught she shouts "Rorikon ja nai".

Like wtf, seriously?